Lay Off The Drugs, Pa’tner

If this is what getting high means to you, you sir are doing it wrong. Girls are supposed to write on you with glow in the dark markers — not you going Jackson Pollock with your BJ’s Daiquiri Sampler all over your hipster tank.

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