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Kyle Krichbaum, Vacuum Savant

Kyle Krichbaum is a 12-year-old Michigan boy and member of the Vacuum Cleaner Collectors Club, featured on Modern Marvels.

Sorry dad, telling little Kyle Krichbaum that he’s not allowed to play with dolls is not an effective homo-prevention method. It’s true, vacuuming may be more subtle than playing with Malibu Stacy, but it’s not going to change the fact that in a few years, Kyle will be doing more sucking than his Oreck Upright Pilot XL.



Did he say “Hoover model O”!?

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    Hope your site gets shut down.
    :)

  • jonnygouda

    Um… I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade, but Kyle has been recently been featured on TLC’s “My Collection Obsession”. Along with collecting vacuums, he also runs a repair service at the ripe, old age of 14 (as of the 08/29/2011 airing date) and he makes on average $150 per job. Considering most jobs probably take him under 30 minutes per machine, that’s over $300/hr.

    I don’t want to be sexist or homophobic (or, myself, gay) but think about that.

    How many heterosexual WOMEN (let alone girls) have you ever known to make $300/hr at vacuum repair. Or ANY money at vacuum repair. Women may be more inclined at USING the vac, but they really don’t give a crap about the mechanics. This is no different than geeking out to cars or computers. Who do you usually call to fix your washer, dryer, dish sink, car, or anything else chicks seem to love using but have no clue as to how the thing works? If it’s a girl, she’s probably shortened her name Melanie to Mel, wears worn jeans and flannel shirts, drives trucks on the side, a haircut like Rosie O’Donnell and a flat-assed but crack as long as the Grand Canyon (though not as deep) LOL.

    I’m not saying there is no chance he’s homosexual, but truly it points the other way. Think about it. By age 18 and the prime of his life, disillusioned 25 yr old housewives and divorcees who are still as hot as ever asking him to come over before the pool boy gets there to fix the vac and show her how to properly “suck a carpet clean…”

    Pool boi gets sloppy seconds. Sorry!

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