Kyle Krichbaum, Vacuum Savant

Kyle Krichbaum is a 12-year-old Michigan boy and member of the Vacuum Cleaner Collectors Club, featured on Modern Marvels.

Sorry dad, telling little Kyle Krichbaum that he’s not allowed to play with dolls is not an effective homo-prevention method. It’s true, vacuuming may be more subtle than playing with Malibu Stacy, but it’s not going to change the fact that in a few years, Kyle will be doing more sucking than his Oreck Upright Pilot XL.



Did he say “Hoover model O”!?

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