Kim Kardashian bikini nonsense

Of course she’s better than lets say, Nicole Richie, but Nicole Richie is to life what that unnamed actor from Napoleon Dynamite was to Blades of Glory, an anchor, so thats really not saying much.

To me, Kim Kardashian is like the fat annoying girl from elementary school that had a crush on you. She doesn’t really know how to present herself, kinda smells and is always poking her deformed nose into your business. And at the end of the day, she’s just that fat girl that you can’t get enough of not seeing.

But because most people will feel differently from me on the subject of Kim Kardashian, here are a few pics of her in a bikini.

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