Jessica Simpson, mom jeans, belly contractor, fat, at chili cookoff


Remember a few months ago when Jessica Simpson was attractive? I do. But after seeing these photos, I’m beginning to think that dating Tony Romo has meant lots of time sitting in luxury boxes, eating hotdogs and nachos by the sausage-fingered handful.

Notice the mom jeans meant for overweight moms. Notice the two belts pulled tight as to prevent the muffin-top effect. It’s no wonder that this performance was at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

Keep eating chili-cheese-fries Jessica, someone needs to carry the torch that Anna Nicole Smith tried to eat.

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    • I don't understand why America thinks that women must all be a size 0 to be attractive. I am not and my husband thinks I am attractive and sexy. If we continue this kind of thinking our daughters will never be able to just be themselves. If someone has 5 extra pounds everyone thinks she is FAT, not true… get over the fat thing and move on to more important issues at hand.

  1. I think she looks freaking hot in that picture, though I agree the jeans don't look that good. I hate the modern anorexic ideals. Wheres the fun in touching a woman if you feel nothing but bones?

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