Jessica Simpson, mom jeans, belly contractor, fat, at chili cookoff

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Remember a few months ago when Jessica Simpson was attractive? I do. But after seeing these photos, I’m beginning to think that dating Tony Romo has meant lots of time sitting in luxury boxes, eating hotdogs and nachos by the sausage-fingered handful.

Notice the mom jeans meant for overweight moms. Notice the two belts pulled tight as to prevent the muffin-top effect. It’s no wonder that this performance was at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

Keep eating chili-cheese-fries Jessica, someone needs to carry the torch that Anna Nicole Smith tried to eat.

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