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Jennifer Love Hewitt Attempts To Bring Back JNCO Jeans, Fails Miserably

Over the weekend, Jennifer Love Hewitt attempted the impossible – Bringing back JNCO’s. As far as I’m concerned, there is nothing less attractive than an attractive chick wearing baggy fat chick leg chutes. Remember when you’d go to the mall in the mid 90’s and you’d see huge groups of kids with chain wallets and jeans wider than they were long? Well there’s a reason why this ended (the guy pictured below can tell you).

You know that guys is wearing two jean skirts under the table. Notice how he is friendless and alone? Surprisingly it isn’t because he painted his face to go to the mall. In actuality, it’s because he, like Jenifer Love Hewitt never realized that wearing JNCO’s or Lee Pipes is not cool. It makes you look like a Zamboni gliding over the ground. And I’ve never been turned on by a Zamboni. So Jennifer Love Hewitt, get some new pants because my boner is lost in your Zamboni parachute shamu leg drapes.

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  1. screw you dorks who have to give shit to jnco's and people who wear them they were 100 times cooler than straight leg regular jeans you see everywhere. and jennifer love hewitt if anything just earned points for rocking her jnco's. right on jennifer im right with you. jnco's will always be awesome and comfy.

    • Leave Jennifer alone. She's beautiful, confident and bugger her jeans. Oh you poor shallow critics. Where I come from is Aussie we're a lot more relaxed about things like this. Let's face it. She's not only beautiful but terrific in her work. As we say down here…"bugger off and leave her be"
      Kind regards,
      Catherine Lambert (diva)

  2. The fact that you’re concerned about losing your hard-on over someone’s jeans give absolutely no validity to your fashion sense. I can also imagine that you probably had to drag your knuckles all the way across the floor in order to get to a computer to type this item.

    I’ll wear my Jncos all over town, and not really give two shits what people think about it. Jennifer just won bonus points in my book!

    Hater’s gonna hate.

  3. The fact that you’re concerned about losing your hard-on over someone’s jeans gives absolutely no validity to your fashion sense. I can also imagine that you probably had to drag your knuckles all the way across the floor in order to get to a computer to type this item.

    I’ll wear my Jncos all over town, and not really give two shits what people think about it. Jennifer just won bonus points in my book!

    Hater’s gonna hate.

  4. The fact that you’re concerned about losing your hard-on over someone’s jeans gives absolutely no validity to your fashion sense. I can also imagine that you probably had to drag your knuckles all the way across the floor in order to get to a computer to type this item.

    I’ll wear my Jncos all over town, and not really give two shits what people think about it. Jennifer just won bonus points in my book!

    Haters gonna hate.

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