Jemaine Clement Soundalike Endorses What Could Be The Greatest iPhone App Ever Invented: Wobble

“The first application to move a woman’s breasts without actually touching them.”

Remember that worthless I’m Rich iPhone app that cost $1,000 and did absolutely nothing? Well this app, appropriately called Wobble, does $1,000 worth of good, but at just 99 cents, costs about 1000-times less.

Take a photo (preferably, as the Aussie narrator who sounds strikingly similar to Jemaine from Flight of the Concords notes, of a woman’s breasts), add as many wobblers as you need (the more women, the more wobblers needed), shake it up, and your pictures will be wobbling away in no time.

Buy Wobble here.

  • Anon

    He doesn't sound remotely like Jemaine. For starters… the narrator is Australian. How insulting

  • Anon

    He doesn't sound remotely like Jemaine. For starters… the narrator is Australian. How insulting

  • Josh

    uh, check out ijiggiles, i've had it for like 4 months, has the same functionality

  • Josh

    uh, check out ijiggiles, i've had it for like 4 months, has the same functionality

  • Mr. Sparkle

    "Move a women's breasts without touching them"…Well what fun is that?

  • Mr. Sparkle

    "Move a women's breasts without touching them"…Well what fun is that?

  • anon

    way to spell Jermaine incorrectly

  • anon

    way to spell Jermaine incorrectly

  • anon

    way to spell Jermaine incorrectly

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