In what’s being heralded by wedding videographer Tony Salvino as “the only time no one got laid on or after a wedding â€” people tried, both sexes, but no one could figure out how things were supposed to work,” two young Padawans formed a rebel alliance to culminate seven years of knowing one another via preferred online dating service, Star Wars Galaxies â€” surprisingly no sabers were crossed.
Groom Duncan Thomson dressed as an aging and slightly overweight Han Solo and vowed to the beautiful Sammi Gardiner, â€œI promise to protect you from the Dark Side, through hyperspace and into the far reaches of the galaxy.”
The Sun adds, “Sammiâ€™s meteorite ring was engraved: ‘May the 4th be with you’ â€” in tribute to the line: ‘May the force be with you.’ A supporting cast of 50 Jedis and Sith Lords saw Chewbacca as best man, while Darth Vader made a speech.”
Pal Matt Archer, 32 â€” droid C-3PO â€” said: â€œYou really believed you were watching Han and Leia getting married.â€
The reception was held in Duncan’s mother’s dimly lit basement where couples took part in several hours of passionate, kinky, role playing gaming.