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Is That A ‘Big Mama’ Sausage In Your Pants Or Are You Just A Tranny?

Cops: Florida woman left 7-Eleven with “Big Mama” bulge in her crotch. Woman either shoplifter or pre-op tranny.

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MAY 19 — Brittany Gariepy was departing from a Florida 7-Eleven late last night when a store clerk noticed something suspicious bulging in the crotch of the 20-year-old’s pants.

The Smoking Gun reports:

Concerned that Gariepy may have been shoplifting, convenience store employees contacted a cop, who approached Gariepy in the parking lot. Though she initially denied swiping anything, Gariepy was confronted with evidence spotted inside her vehicle: an empty wrapper for a $1.19 Big Mama pickled sausage.

According to a Hernando County Sheriff’s Office report, the lump that was “clearly visible inside [Gariepy’s] pants” was a 2.4 ounce pork product that she apparently consumed post-theft.

Gariepy, already on probation, was charged with shoplifting and possession of drug paraphernalia (a search of her Plymouth Caravan turned up a pipe with methamphetamine residue).

Let this be a lesson to all meth-loving women who shove Big Mama Sausage in their crotch.

Via (Smoking Gun)

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