How To: The Donald Trump Combover

The Donald Trump Combover, while thought of as a contemporary hairstyle actually finds its roots in South America where the practice was first used by the Inca to engineer baskets which helped the natives store liquids and made them appear several years younger.

The fad didn’t last long, and soon shiny, skin-toned bowls, which were much less attractive but much more practical were employed, as weaving baskets proved a complete pain in the fucking ass.