How Not To Play On Your Zipline

The first thing to note is that if you’re playing on your zipline and you’re not a 13-year-old boy you’re already doing it wrong.

Second thing to note; your zipline will be more effective if you don’t tether it at a 75-degree angle.

I understand that sharper angles generate more velocity, but when said velocity is the rate at which your own self nutflops from 25-feet onto the pinestraw, you will surely benefit from lower speeds and thus, shallower angles.

Props for keeping that hat on for as long as you did though, Lance, it’s all about aerodynamics.

Killing Yourself With Style

Anybody Have A Good Beef Curtains Recipe?