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How Not To Cut A Tree Down

I’m all for cutting down trees, so much so that I lobbied my HOA to cover the community garden near my house with asphalt, but everyone knows chainsaws are for kids. Next time, get yourself some C4.

When the charge goes off the tree won’t simply tip over and knock you off your ladder, it will explode, sending shards of mahogany shrapnel into you and your buddy.

Call it a day.

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