Hillary Clinton Supports Abercrombie & Fitch In Penn. (She Also Has A Cock)

[digg-me]Alright Hillary, It’s getting really old. You thought it was funny to bring up Reverand Wright, when in actuality it was your adulterous husband (not that I really mind) who called on him for advice after the Lewinsky scandal. But now Hillary, to really cut to the core of the younger generation. You strategically placed three douchebags wearing Abercrombie & Fitch shirts behind Barack Obama in order to sway voters not to vote for him.

We all know that no one, young or old, can stand to see a douchebag wearing an Abercrombie shirt (*note, douchebags and A&F are a single entity; you are automatically a douchebag if you wear A&F) and so Hillary Clinton strategically placed three Cock-a-doodle Douchebags behind Obama in order to literally blind voters into apathy; failing to vote for their “brother.”

We all know that Obama is going to win the candidacy, and Hillary is acting like a menstruating high school chick that keeps looking over your shoulder when you’re trying to cheat on your European History Exam – It’s Bullshark. Keep to yourself Hillary. Eat a dick (try your husbands for a change so he doesn’t have to bang his interns). And get the Fu©k out of the election….