Hillary Clinton Supports Abercrombie & Fitch In Penn. (She Also Has A Cock)

[digg-me]Alright Hillary, It’s getting really old. You thought it was funny to bring up Reverand Wright, when in actuality it was your adulterous husband (not...


[digg-me]Alright Hillary, It’s getting really old. You thought it was funny to bring up Reverand Wright, when in actuality it was your adulterous husband (not that I really mind) who called on him for advice after the Lewinsky scandal. But now Hillary, to really cut to the core of the younger generation. You strategically placed three douchebags wearing Abercrombie & Fitch shirts behind Barack Obama in order to sway voters not to vote for him.

We all know that no one, young or old, can stand to see a douchebag wearing an Abercrombie shirt (*note, douchebags and A&F are a single entity; you are automatically a douchebag if you wear A&F) and so Hillary Clinton strategically placed three Cock-a-doodle Douchebags behind Obama in order to literally blind voters into apathy; failing to vote for their “brother.”

We all know that Obama is going to win the candidacy, and Hillary is acting like a menstruating high school chick that keeps looking over your shoulder when you’re trying to cheat on your European History Exam – It’s Bullshark. Keep to yourself Hillary. Eat a dick (try your husbands for a change so he doesn’t have to bang his interns). And get the Fu©k out of the election….

  • Eric Steves

    Whatever it’s not about being a christian or a jew or whatever. Those “douche bag”s you talk about are models. Their actually really cool guys. There were three thriplets that were together their whole lives, but then one got sick after we ate today and had to bag out. We had to scramble around to find another thrid guy, and then we realized that we didn’t have three different shirts because they were supposed to be triplets. Imagine having to run aroudn a weird town looking for shirts, and having to get the third triplet a spray tan because he’s not a buck skin like the other three.

    Anyway, don’t be so hard on me because I’m just doing my job. It’s really hard trying to find another model on short notice, and I’m su sorry if I didn’t meet your “douch bag” measurement by picking the wrong guy to replace the other sick model.

  • Eric Steves

    Whatever it’s not about being a christian or a jew or whatever. Those “douche bag”s you talk about are models. Their actually really cool guys. There were three thriplets that were together their whole lives, but then one got sick after we ate today and had to bag out. We had to scramble around to find another thrid guy, and then we realized that we didn’t have three different shirts because they were supposed to be triplets. Imagine having to run aroudn a weird town looking for shirts, and having to get the third triplet a spray tan because he’s not a buck skin like the other three.

    Anyway, don’t be so hard on me because I’m just doing my job. It’s really hard trying to find another model on short notice, and I’m su sorry if I didn’t meet your “douch bag” measurement by picking the wrong guy to replace the other sick model.

  • JJH

    Michelle (who’s the ward of her hubbies backside) obviously thought A & F was some small white college in Indiana.

    “Get those three cute AFU boys and put them right behind Barack. It will look so pretty.”

  • JJH

    Michelle (who’s the ward of her hubbies backside) obviously thought A & F was some small white college in Indiana.

    “Get those three cute AFU boys and put them right behind Barack. It will look so pretty.”

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Hillary Clinton Supports Abercrombie & Fitch In Penn. (She Also Has A Cock)

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