Great Watch or Greatest Watch Ever?

You can try to impress the ladies with your Breitling, your Patek Philippe, your Jacob & Co, or if you don’t have much taste but want people to know you have either money or a replica dealer — aka the Rose Bowl Swap Meet — a Rolex… you’re doing it wrong.

You need one of these, but always make sure you wear it on your left hand. The last thing you need is to go introduce yourself to the cute blonde sitting at the bar only to shake her hand and pop her implant into her martini glass with your watch spike — it’s such a bar faux pas.

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Parking: You’re Doing It Wrong