Google Thinks Michelle Obama Was In Planet Of The Apes, Wasn’t She?

I don’t think it would offend anyone to say that Michelle Obama, despite being the humanitarian that she is, does look a bit on the primate side.

People compared George W. Bush to monkeys while he was in office and the only group offended was PETA, and no one cares what PETA thinks — They’re like the Scientologists of the Non-Profs (no disrespect Scientology).

At any rate, if you’re offended by Google calling Michelle Obama the monkey from Planet of the Apes but not at people calling Bush a primate, you are racist.

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