Gisele Bundchen looks gross, thanks Japan

Leave it to Tokyo to take one of the world’s sexiest models and turn her into a tomagachi playing, powdered sugar dipped, pale-force pasty.

Why do they think pale is sexy?

Must be because they’re all so… Asian.

  • Damn. I want to print this out and frame it. I’m one of those people who’s been in single-digit sizes several times only to find it unsustainable. I have a tiny, tiny wardrobe because i’ve only just given up the idea of wearing those really nice clothes i bought when i was a size 6. My larger sized clothes are mostly crap because they were intended to be temporary. Sigh. My thin-person fantasies usually revolve around clothes and exercise… And i can buy clothes and exercise no matter what size i am, right. Silly person.|