Fat Guy Attempts To Skateboard, Succumbs To 35 Years Of Chili Dog Eating

fat guy falls on skateboardWhy is it that the fattest of guys always attempt the most difficult of sports?

The fact that someone is videotaping this s’quatch sighting is your first clue that big Papa John will not successfully accomplish his goal.

But still, the best part about the video is the portly ginger’s indifference toward the fall, and his striking resemblance to the person he will undoubtedly become after 35 more years of Wienerschnitzel chili cheese dogs.

Video after the jump.

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