Epic Dismount

This is why you should never wear your seat belt — fly to safety. Every time. It’s also why I never hide under my dining room table during earthquakes. I just keep my windows open, casually head downstairs and before I know it, good ol’ mother nature tosses me outside into some shrubs.

Call it a day.

  • Batman


    –adjective Also, ep·i·cal.

    heroic; majestic; impressively great: the epic events of the war.

    Just reiterating the mis-use of the word “epic” on the internet. I guess, if you want to learn how to speak English poorly, just visit sites like this one.

  • khouri

    It prob hurt more skimming over the handbrake then falling out the window

  • Khumani

    @Batman, this is impressively great you douche.

  • That second truck was going way too fast.

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