Dear Mr. Haberny… Sincerely, Cash4Gold

I can’t understand why Cash4Gold is being so mean to Mr. Haberny — nothing rings this gold is authentic like a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore.

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