Creepiest thing on TV… Ever.

Every Grandfather experiences it–you’ve got your seven-year-old granddaughter in your lap–she’s dressed in her Sunday best as she looks affectionately into your deep-blue eyes. She reaches for your junk and tells you how hot she is for you–do you go for it? I mean, you’re only seventy and she is already seven…

This is that moment–unadulterated–on the nation’s premier entertainment portal–The Lifetime Network.

Hope you had a very beery Christmas

Briana Banks at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE 2008)