Christian Virgin lands managerial position at strip club

dragassp_450x300According to the UK’s Metro, a devout church-going Christian has landed a job managing strippers at a local tittie-bar.

Dave Dragas says he’s been approached by many of the women to get down and dirty, but virgin Dave does not believe in sex before marriage, “I’ve been propositioned more than 20 times but the girls won’t have much luck”.

He adds, “it’s fun but it’s strictly professional”.

It took him six months to man up and tell his father about his position, and when he did, his old man “wasn’t very happy” — partially because his 26-year-old pulls in just £35,000-a-year, but mostly because he’s still a virgin.

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