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I Was Going To Say Midterms, But Thanks Google
Sep 15, 2010 – 11:04 PM | 2 Comments
I Was Going To Say Midterms, But Thanks Google

Best Yahoo Answers answer goes to Roy W who writes,
“yeah they actually do. its a genetic advantage to make up for their lack of height when hunting in the open fields. it’s lethal.”
Source(s):
lord of the …

My Bad Google, What Was I Thinking?
Sep 10, 2010 – 2:30 PM | One Comment
My Bad Google, What Was I Thinking?

God I’m such an idiot. What was I thinking?

Always Use Proper Punctuation When Updating Your Facebook Status
Sep 2, 2010 – 2:22 PM | One Comment
Always Use Proper Punctuation When Updating Your Facebook Status

I understand how tempting it can be to update your facebook status devoid of punctuation — it shows your cavalier attitude and nonchalance toward life, and I can respect that.
Just make sure you read it …

WebMD Symptom Checker Knows What You’ve Been Taking
Aug 31, 2010 – 3:20 PM | One Comment
WebMD Symptom Checker Knows What You’ve Been Taking

It’s nice to see WebMD being honest. They could have just done what most doctors would do and prescribe a six-pack of med prescriptions, make a few g’s and hope you don’t go suicidal…

Will Ferrell Regarding Justin Bieber
Aug 30, 2010 – 1:47 PM | One Comment
Will Ferrell Regarding Justin Bieber

I’m glad someone else struggles with the same things I do.

Now That’s What I Call A Specialist
Aug 23, 2010 – 1:16 AM | One Comment
Now That’s What I Call A Specialist

Would clicking the above link lead you to the definitive blowhole spreader specialist database? And more importantly, will Blue Cross cover my visit? Because I’ve already burned too much money this year on goatse related …

Anybody Have A Good Beef Curtains Recipe?
Jul 22, 2010 – 12:04 PM | No Comment
Anybody Have A Good Beef Curtains Recipe?

The twice stuffed clam sounds delicious.

Got My Sex On For A Weave Baby
Jul 9, 2010 – 3:04 AM | No Comment
Got My Sex On For A Weave Baby

Girls these days are having sex for cheeseburgers and now Kadeisha done gone up and got nasty’a get her hair did.

Kim Is Single… And She Needs A Job
Jun 10, 2010 – 3:10 PM | 2 Comments
Kim Is Single… And She Needs A Job

Now I understand why you are supposed to block your ex on facebook. But let’s be honest, you work at Hollister, I wouldn’t really chalk it up to a loss…
Puka shells, brah.

6 Funny Wheel of Fortune Fails
May 24, 2010 – 9:14 PM | One Comment
6 Funny Wheel of Fortune Fails

I’m not a big Wheel of Fortune fan myself, but if they could rig the words somehow so that phrases like the following six would appear on a more regular basis, I might watch.
Racial slurs. …

The Most Badass Name Ever
May 24, 2010 – 11:18 AM | One Comment
The Most Badass Name Ever

Remember our old pal Haywood Jablome or our buddy from the news, Mike Litoris? Well they’re nothing compared to our new friend Captain Hyman Shocker from the 5th Army Reserve.

Threesome?
May 24, 2010 – 10:32 AM | No Comment
Threesome?

Good luck to you buddy, you are a very ambitious man — eight and-a-half hours is a very long time.

Facebook Status Update Fail
May 17, 2010 – 11:58 AM | One Comment
Facebook Status Update Fail

Pinky made it for a good 17 minutes so I’d say the experiment was a success. Atta boy Pinky.

I’m Going With Hafnarfjorour, Final Answer
May 4, 2010 – 1:23 AM | 2 Comments
I’m Going With Hafnarfjorour, Final Answer

It’s not what you think… he’s actually staring at a 12pc family size bucket of legs and thighs that is sitting next to him on the floor.

Toyoda Recall
Apr 21, 2010 – 1:10 PM | 4 Comments
Toyoda Recall

No one ever said you had to be smart to work at Hooters. In fact, they much prefer the opposite, not because it’s a general rule that the hotter you are, the dumber your are, …

The Chatroulette Pwner
Apr 21, 2010 – 12:52 AM | 2 Comments
The Chatroulette Pwner

Got to hand it to this guy, the ol’ “‘Can I see your penis?’ ‘no that’s just my head’” trick took me a couple reads to understand…

BEARS
Apr 12, 2010 – 11:31 AM | One Comment
BEARS

Yup, you guessed it… pack one hell of a nutshot.

Did She Get Fries With That?
Apr 5, 2010 – 2:43 AM | One Comment
Did She Get Fries With That?

If Angelique looks anything like Nicole, she better have driven to the burger joint, not the man, or that poor guy got suckered into a pretty bad deal.
Just sayin’.