• What The Boat

    What The Boat

    This honestly looked like a medal winning routine until that boat had to go and make an appearance before it was supposed to.

     
  • Show Me Your O Face

    Show Me Your O Face

    I’m not a big ice hockey fan and consequently am unfamiliar with most of the hockey goings on — so naturally I have no idea what is happening here but I have a feeling it’s […]

     
  • Hey Sexy, How About A Nightcap?

    Hey Sexy, How About A Nightcap?

    This pretty much sums up my entire dating career. On second thought, that’s not a chick, that’s a cock. This pretty much sums up John Travolta’s entire dating career.

     
  • MMA Celebration Fail

    MMA Celebration Fail

    I’m all for showboating, and I’m sure that kicking some guy’s ass, then climbing up the octagon and sticking a backflip afterwords is probably the most satisfying thing you could ever do.

     
  • LSD Is One Hell Of A Drug

    LSD Is One Hell Of A Drug

    Bet you never thought you’d get arrested by zombie vikings while an angel offers you a burning chalice holding blood… that is of course, until you tried LSD.

     
  • Stagediving, You’re Doing It Wrong

    Stagediving, You’re Doing It Wrong

    If you’ve never attempted to stage-dive before, it’s probably not a good idea to devirginize yourself at the high-school talent show — no one goes to those things. The crowd’s not big enough.

     
  • Oprah’s Latest Giveaway

    Oprah’s Latest Giveaway

    First it was a car giveaway, then a trip to Australia (which the Australian government actually subsidized), and now honey bees — this Oprah person is really full of itself.

     
  • How Not To Rob A Liquor Store

    How Not To Rob A Liquor Store

    I’m all for upward social mobility, but when it comes to robbing liquor stores to improve your standing on the financial ladder, it’s best you don’t exchange your $400 black-market Beretta for the shit you’re […]

     
  • Albert Haynesworth And The $100 Million Nap

    Albert Haynesworth And The $100 Million Nap

    Anyone who saw the Monday Night Football game last night between the Washington Redskins and the Philadelphia Eagles witnessed Michael Vick picking apart the Redskin secondary and shredding their defensive line.

     
  • Dildocopter

    Dildocopter

    First an epic Dildobomb on the news and now an indoor dildocopter — Banned’s comedy is clearly heading towards the hairline.

     
  • Momma vs Baby Elephant

    Momma vs Baby Elephant

    I’m not sure if this relates, but when Matthew Broderick hits Sarah Jessica-Parker is she supposed to call a domestic disturbance hotline or PeTA?

     
  • Payback

    Payback

    Never get in a man’s way, it’s just not nice.

     
  • Horses Don’t Like To Exercise Either

    Horses Don’t Like To Exercise Either

    But at least this guy is giving it a shot, which is more than fat cat or the guy holding the camera can say. Pretty standard Wednesday in Wyoming — buy some exercise equipment to […]

     
  • Haters Gonna Hate: The Definitive Gallery

    Certainly more Haters Gonna Hate meme pictures than you’ll ever need. Know Your Meme adds, “Haters Gonna Hate is a popular catchphrase used to indicate one’s complete disregard for an individual or a group’s hostile […]

     
  • How Not To Surf Off Your Roof

    How Not To Surf Off Your Roof

    His first mistake is living in that little stilted methlab. His second mistake is wearing those puffy middle school skate shoes, but to his credit, if you’re going to fail off the roof, doing it […]

     
  • Never Kick A Kid In The Balls

    Never Kick A Kid In The Balls

    If you’re a white guy and a little black kid comes hopping into your life (I know what you’re thinking, you’re probably this guy), it’s in your best interest not to walk over to him […]

     
  • They See Me Rollin

    They See Me Rollin

    In my opinion, this is the single greatest application of puppy ever. Screw retrievers, drug sniffing dogs, “smart” dogs, sled dogs and show dogs — give me a dog I can walk around the block […]