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How Not To High Jump
Jan 18, 2011 – 2:06 AM | 3 Comments
How Not To High Jump

I’m all for people staying in shape, playing sports and trying new things, but the high jump is a man’s sport — it isn’t meant for animals.

Mownedhawk
Jan 14, 2011 – 11:46 AM | One Comment
Mownedhawk

There’s really nothing more satisfying than watching a hipster type getting knocked over by a wall panel to the face. And now for our daily link roundup.

Bill Murray
Jan 12, 2011 – 1:52 PM | One Comment
Bill Murray

What better way to round out your Wednesday than an animated gif of Bill Murray reprising some of his greatest roles in cartoon form.

Concerned Seal Is Concerned
Jan 3, 2011 – 3:49 PM | One Comment
Concerned Seal Is Concerned

After years of wondering, I finally understand what it feels like to be a custard stuffed glazed donut sitting on the kitchen counter at the Kirstie Alley home.

How Not To Cut A Tree Down
Dec 26, 2010 – 12:11 PM | No Comment
How Not To Cut A Tree Down

I’m all for cutting down trees, so much so that I lobbied my HOA to cover the community garden near my house with asphalt, but everyone knows chainsaws are for kids. Next time, get yourself …

What The Boat
Dec 20, 2010 – 10:20 AM | One Comment
What The Boat

This honestly looked like a medal winning routine until that boat had to go and make an appearance before it was supposed to.

Show Me Your O Face
Dec 17, 2010 – 5:03 PM | 2 Comments
Show Me Your O Face

I’m not a big ice hockey fan and consequently am unfamiliar with most of the hockey goings on — so naturally I have no idea what is happening here but I have a feeling it’s …

Hey Sexy, How About A Nightcap?
Dec 13, 2010 – 5:18 AM | One Comment
Hey Sexy, How About A Nightcap?

This pretty much sums up my entire dating career. On second thought, that’s not a chick, that’s a cock. This pretty much sums up John Travolta’s entire dating career.

Ninja Wrestler Is A Ninja
Dec 10, 2010 – 2:20 AM | One Comment
Ninja Wrestler Is A Ninja

I don’t know what the hell just happened but I’m pretty sure someone is pregnant after that.

MMA Celebration Fail
Dec 2, 2010 – 2:55 AM | One Comment
MMA Celebration Fail

I’m all for showboating, and I’m sure that kicking some guy’s ass, then climbing up the octagon and sticking a backflip afterwords is probably the most satisfying thing you could ever do.

LSD Is One Hell Of A Drug
Dec 1, 2010 – 1:58 AM | 2 Comments
LSD Is One Hell Of A Drug

Bet you never thought you’d get arrested by zombie vikings while an angel offers you a burning chalice holding blood… that is of course, until you tried LSD.

Stagediving, You’re Doing It Wrong
Nov 30, 2010 – 2:19 AM | One Comment
Stagediving, You’re Doing It Wrong

If you’ve never attempted to stage-dive before, it’s probably not a good idea to devirginize yourself at the high-school talent show — no one goes to those things. The crowd’s not big enough.

Oprah’s Latest Giveaway
Nov 29, 2010 – 11:37 AM | 7 Comments
Oprah’s Latest Giveaway

First it was a car giveaway, then a trip to Australia (which the Australian government actually subsidized), and now honey bees — this Oprah person is really full of itself.

How Not To Rob A Liquor Store
Nov 26, 2010 – 11:53 AM | One Comment
How Not To Rob A Liquor Store

I’m all for upward social mobility, but when it comes to robbing liquor stores to improve your standing on the financial ladder, it’s best you don’t exchange your $400 black-market Beretta for the shit you’re …

Albert Haynesworth And The $100 Million Nap
Nov 16, 2010 – 11:24 AM | One Comment
Albert Haynesworth And The $100 Million Nap

Anyone who saw the Monday Night Football game last night between the Washington Redskins and the Philadelphia Eagles witnessed Michael Vick picking apart the Redskin secondary and shredding their defensive line.

Dildocopter
Nov 9, 2010 – 2:59 PM | 2 Comments
Dildocopter

First an epic Dildobomb on the news and now an indoor dildocopter — Banned’s comedy is clearly heading towards the hairline.

Momma vs Baby Elephant
Oct 25, 2010 – 8:57 AM | One Comment
Momma vs Baby Elephant

I’m not sure if this relates, but when Matthew Broderick hits Sarah Jessica-Parker is she supposed to call a domestic disturbance hotline or PeTA?

Payback
Oct 20, 2010 – 12:13 PM | One Comment
Payback

Never get in a man’s way, it’s just not nice.

Something Is Touching Me, Get It Off, Get It Off!
Oct 19, 2010 – 5:05 PM | One Comment
Something Is Touching Me, Get It Off, Get It Off!

What the fuck are you!? Get it off, get it o… oh. ok, you’re cool.

Horses Don’t Like To Exercise Either
Oct 18, 2010 – 2:38 PM | One Comment
Horses Don’t Like To Exercise Either

But at least this guy is giving it a shot, which is more than fat cat or the guy holding the camera can say. Pretty standard Wednesday in Wyoming — buy some exercise equipment to …