Britney Spears at Sophisticated Polo Match, Naturally Uninterested

Given she is Britney Spears, I’ve got to cut my assumptions with a shaker of salt. After all, the closest thing the trailer park has to Polo is Crystal Meth.

My point is, she’s probably never seen polo – she probably doesn’t even completely understand that what she is watching is a sport, and consequently, she looks like she’s just about as stupid as she is (if my logic makes as much sense as she does, I sincerely apologize).

And that’s how the dinosaurs went extinct.

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