BP, Look What You Did To Mario

You were just trying to make sure he wouldn’t save the princess all along, weren’t you? The ultimate form of flattery I suppose. Some guys buy a lady a tennis bracelet, a ring, or a car, but bp, you blew $1 Billion flooding the ocean… with oil.

Touché bp, touché.

Keanu Is A Sad, Sad Little Man

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