MSNBC reports that in an effort to make plastic dolls more interesting to children growing up in an era of video games and computers, Mattel released a line of Barbie Dolls that aim to make three-year-old girls more sexually promiscuous.
The dolls come with half-sleeves and tramp-stamps, but don’t worry mom and dad, the tattoos are removable â€” so if you’re unhappy with the slutty lower-back tat, move it above Barbie’s crotch for a more genuine street-whore look.
Pick up Spearmint Rhino Barbie for your three-year-old before supplies run out.
Keep your eye out for Ron Jeremy Ken, in stores this December just in time for Christmas. Comes in a big package, has a big package.