Asleep On The Job

I understand the allure of the home office — you get to make your own hours, wake up when you see fit, save money by eating in, take the day off and hit the golf course, and of course, take naps when and wherever you see fit.

That said, you know your professional career as stay-at-home internet camgirl is waning if a) you keep falling asleep on the job, and b) don’t get a gym membership to work off the 12-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Apathy you just downed.

No. You are not a BBW, you’re just a BW — which is fine, as long as you don’t also fall asleep during your day job at Burger King.

Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing?

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