Arizona residents fed hardcore porn during Super Bowl XLIII

Seconds after Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the birds in the lead, Tucson, Arizona based Comcast...


picture-2Seconds after Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the birds in the lead, Tucson, Arizona based Comcast Cable subscribers expected an end-zone dance but received a money shot.

Officials at the cable provider’s headquarters explained that 30 seconds of full-frontal male pornography from Club Jenna, an adult cable television channel, were shown on the local Super Bowl telecast to families and children of all ages–a scarring that will surely confuse young boys into believing that every time Larry Fitzgerald scores, massive white cocks will be pulled out of jeans and tossed around like thundersticks at Los Angeles Lakers games.

The Arizona Daily Star writes,
“The Star newsroom was flooded with calls from irate viewers who said that the porn cut into the game with less than three minutes left to play.
Callers said that the clip showed a woman unzipping a man’s pants, followed by a graphic act between the two.
“I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” said Cora King of Marana. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.”

If you weren’t unlucky enough to be subjected to the massive white flesh-flute, follow this link if you must–the full video is provided (NSFW).

Something tells me Matt Leinart was behind this.

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  • i would have been happy just to have watched the porn lol

  • i would have been happy just to have watched the porn lol

  • i would have been happy just to have watched the porn lol

  • Anonymous

    This is very funny. Would be quite cool if the television would have live Porn Clips for every time Larry Fitzgerald scores from now on… This would get to be a tradition… and TV sports would be restricted to 18 year olds.

  • Anonymous

    This is very funny. Would be quite cool if the television would have live Porn Clips for every time Larry Fitzgerald scores from now on… This would get to be a tradition… and TV sports would be restricted to 18 year olds.

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Arizona residents fed hardcore porn during Super Bowl XLIII

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