And The Wingman Of The Year Award Goes To…

It’s not that I’m not a fan of taking pictures with mammals who, whether intentionally or not, fall asleep while standing up while feeding on your face like it’s an 18-pack of Cinnabons, I just don’t think guys should ever take self-shots — it’s a little effeminate… which on second thought might not be such a bad thing given the context.

To be fair, I have to compliment this young lass on refraining from the duckface — it’s too easy. This on the other hand is unique. It’s rare that you catch a girl in the club aimlessly adrift, floating about the room eyes shut doing the beluga whale.

Is it strange this photo reminds me of my VHS copy of Free Willy.