50 Celebrities Then And Now

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Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.

The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.

Alas… Here. We. Go…

Alyssa Milano

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Victoria Beckham

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Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

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Tobey Maguire

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Steve Urkel

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Scarlett Johansson

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Punky Brewster

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Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

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Brad Pitt

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Pamela Manderson

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Jerry O’Connell

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Nicole Eggert

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Mike Rowe

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Mark Hamill

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Marilyn Manson

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Lindsay Lohan

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Lil’ John

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Leo DiCaprio

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Stephanie from Full House

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Karen from The Office

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John Travolta

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John Stewart

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Michael Jackson

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Ice Man

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Hulk Hogan

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Hayden Panettiere

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Ricky Gervais

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Edward Furlong

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Fat Ginger from various 90’s era kid’s movies

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Eric Bana

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Elijah Wood

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Dick Cheney

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Elisha Cuthbert

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Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in

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Creed from The Office

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Nikki Cox (damn shame)

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Stephen Colbert

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Clint Eastwood

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Charlie from Willy Wonka

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That Guy

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Roided Carrots

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Bret McKenzie

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Christian F_cking Bale

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Angelina Jolie

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Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)

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Amy Winehouse

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Carlton from Fresh Prince

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Barry Balco Bonds

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Tara Reid

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