40 Excellent Receipts

Can I get two orders of Huge Cock with a side of Breast Cancer, and hold the STD Pillow please… Lemme grab one of those Anus Burgers as well.

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  • Michelle
  • danceman9

    The “Cat Pee” receipt is for wine. There’s a Sauvignon Blanc named “Cat’s Pee on a Gooseberry Bush”, and that’s more or less what it smells like. (It tastes good, though.) We used to buy it when we lived in England.

  • bug

    OMG i’ve lived in too many of the cities these receipts are from, lulz

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