28 Kids Games That Are No Longer Fun

Remember playing Pogs with that fat kid Trevor down the street from you who was six years your senior, was bigger, stronger and quicker than...


Remember playing Pogs with that fat kid Trevor down the street from you who was six years your senior, was bigger, stronger and quicker than you and thus had the dexterity to employ the metal slammer he so heartlessly commandeered the Pog collection you spent six months collecting with?

The following is fat Trevor from down the street projected on all of your favorite childhood games and toys.

Credit the talented photoshoppers in the Something Awful Forums. They have several more games up and make sure to head over and check them out.

28. The Sims: The Bush Era

27. There’s Waldo

26. Call of Duty


25. The “Equal Rights” Game

24. Battleshit

23. Healthy, Healthy Hippos

22. Etcha-A-Horizontal-Line

21. Lincoln Log

20. Big Package Barbie

19. Connect Two

18. Untwister

17. DS Pencil

16. Guitar Hero III: Legends of Sightreading

15. Infinitetris

14. Paint By Number

13. Corporate Life

12. See N’ Say No More

11. Watch It Wither!

10. Religious 8-Ball

9. Guitar Hero: John Denver

8. Even More Frustrating Sonic

7. Endless Juice Pong

6. Why Am I In This Much Trouble?

5. Clue: CSI

4. Dungeons And No Dragons

3. RIP GI Joe

2. WTFZEE!

1. Guess Who, Didn’t Do It…

Special thanks SAFs

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  • These are all positively brilliant.

    It is amazing that the government banned reports on dead soldiers. I feel for their families and the lack of recognition that they deserve. sure, they may be fighting an unpopular war that was brought on by big oil bastards, but they are our defense and an integral part of our free nation.

  • These are all positively brilliant.

    It is amazing that the government banned reports on dead soldiers. I feel for their families and the lack of recognition that they deserve. sure, they may be fighting an unpopular war that was brought on by big oil bastards, but they are our defense and an integral part of our free nation.

  • These are all positively brilliant.

    It is amazing that the government banned reports on dead soldiers. I feel for their families and the lack of recognition that they deserve. sure, they may be fighting an unpopular war that was brought on by big oil bastards, but they are our defense and an integral part of our free nation.

  • duke
  • duke
  • dumbass duke

    jones did retard, see the link under OJ? It is a little small sure, but so is your baby dick

  • dumbass duke

    jones did retard, see the link under OJ? It is a little small sure, but so is your baby dick

  • Mandy

    Damn I didn’t think that level in Sonic could get any worse.

    Guess I was wrong.

  • Mandy

    Damn I didn’t think that level in Sonic could get any worse.

    Guess I was wrong.

  • Mandy

    Damn I didn’t think that level in Sonic could get any worse.

    Guess I was wrong.

  • Sonic 3 was easy

    Pfft. People whine too much about that level. its not that counter intuitive as people like to make it seem. “Am I supposed to just jump?” I figured it out in seconds.

  • Sonic 3 was easy

    Pfft. People whine too much about that level. its not that counter intuitive as people like to make it seem. “Am I supposed to just jump?” I figured it out in seconds.

  • They’re still classics in your list and they bring back fond memories. Thank you for sharing and making me feel older. :)

  • They’re still classics in your list and they bring back fond memories. Thank you for sharing and making me feel older. :)

  • Seoulman (R)

    shouldn’t the Sims have a “community leader who threatened bank with lawsuits if they didn’t provide subprime loan edition” After all, games should be educational, not merely fun.

    Love the Lincoln log though! I wonder if they could combine a Mr. Potato Head stick ons with the Lincoln Log and I could have my own Al Gore doll,

  • Seoulman (R)

    shouldn’t the Sims have a “community leader who threatened bank with lawsuits if they didn’t provide subprime loan edition” After all, games should be educational, not merely fun.

    Love the Lincoln log though! I wonder if they could combine a Mr. Potato Head stick ons with the Lincoln Log and I could have my own Al Gore doll,

  • I’d still lose at Connect Two.

  • I’d still lose at Connect Two.

  • RubixTube

    shut up

  • RubixTube

    shut up

  • Phil E. Drifter

    I don’t get it.

  • Phil E. Drifter

    I don’t get it.

  • Phil E. Drifter

    I don’t get it.

  • Big Package Barbie would be more popular than you might think. Heck, you could build a profitable website around her! :)

  • Big Package Barbie would be more popular than you might think. Heck, you could build a profitable website around her! :)

  • Big Package Barbie would be more popular than you might think. Heck, you could build a profitable website around her! :)

  • Emily

    As a musician, number 16 really strikes a chord with me (no pun intended) xD
    I’d love to see a game like that and watch people fail miserably as they realize that it’s a lot harder than it looks.

  • Emily

    As a musician, number 16 really strikes a chord with me (no pun intended) xD
    I’d love to see a game like that and watch people fail miserably as they realize that it’s a lot harder than it looks.

  • I was never that good at connect four:-(

  • I was never that good at connect four:-(

  • I was never that good at connect four:-(

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