25 Awesome Boat Names

It’s not every day that you get to go fishing on “My Dixie Wrecked” but in the event that you do, make sure that you bring a camera, and make sure that you’re not wearing basketball shorts.

In honor of the S.S. Titan Uranus and many more, I present 25 amazingly awesome boat names.

  • ken j

    I’m a merchant sailor and the Titan Uranus has been pretty legendary amongst the seafaring community. But this is the first time I’ve actually seen it, although a friend of mine had a photo of an AIS screen showing the name.

    Unfortunately, she’s since been bought by another company and renamed. Thank you so much for posting this.

  • The Itchy “Pussy” is located in Mumbles, South Wales. Bit of a famous boat!

  • viewer

    Shameless hooker looks fake.

  • jeff

    Finngerd means “a Finns work.”

  • bro

    I think the boat from the show Dexter is a pretty awesome name for a boat considering what dexter does. “Slice of life” ha.

  • Clancy

    c’mon… “The C-Word” from Arrested Development. Think seaward… …then think C-word.

  • Um, “awesome” may not be the right descriptive here. How about scuzzy, or filthy. Most are examples of children’s bathroom humor. Very few (I liked “Row vs Wade”) have any wit or wisdom. Another example of a pretty low bar.

  • stewbert

    I’m lovin this, i need to figure out a way to post a picture, because i have the greatest boat name ever…”The Molester”…no lie, pictures are proof.

  • Habdab

    There’s a speed boat that sails on the River Mersey In the UK called Hoof Hearted.

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