Article titles are in no particular order because I have become as lazy as psychics have gotten (see #1). Rearranging the titles is a lot of work, especially with so many god damn Colons.
Here are Banned’s 20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines.
20. Trust me, you would have done the same thing, it was waaaaaay too long
19. Thanks, but no thanks. That’s the last thing they needâ€¦
18. Safe sex can be dangerous
17. Do Want
16. For removal, please see physician ASAP
15. They used to spell it M’sip
14. Accidental Silicone-C4 switcheroo
13. Kansas City finally gets some ass!
12. Please explainâ€¦ Oh, you mean David Seamanâ€¦ Ok, because I thoughtâ€¦
11. Too close for cuntfort
10. Not ideal
8. A sticky situation
7. Editor, clearly male
6. Following directions fail
5. Not really worth the $1 lotto ticket
4. I would have guessed it was a bit lowerâ€¦
3. Bad decisions were made, everyone got pregnant
2. He was knee-slap-clapping like you do when you have a beer in your hand
1. Psychics are getting lazy
20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines