20 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet

Like our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series, our 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet series is always popular. Because it is our first installment of this series in the new year, I decided to lengthen the list by featuring an additional 10 images of morbidly obese people that you’ll wish you never saw (you can thank me for not including: this picture).

Do not think of this gallery as a low-brow form of entertainment that picks on an easy (and quite large) target, but rather as inspiration for lifestyle improvement (eh, who am I kidding…).

Remember kids, no matter what Kirstie Alley says, mayonnaise is not a salad dressing.

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Click Here: For part three of the series.

20. You Are The Whole Rockband

19. ‘G’ Is For Ghetto Booty, Not Gucci

18. The ‘Robot’ < The ‘Globot’

17. So Many Levels Of Wrong

16. Morbidly Obeast

15. You Must Be Carted

14. Your Car Has A Joystick

13. You’re Slow, Even At Looking At The Camera

12. Seagull Target

11. Halloween Costumes Always Involve Moo-Moos

10. You’re Hurting That Rock

9. There’s No ‘Fatass’ In ‘Badass’

8. Nothing Says “I’m Lonely” Like Cowboy Boots

7. You Are A Goomba

6. More Lumpy Than Square…

5. Wat?

4. Smuggling Mexican Kids In There, Are We Now?

3. You Have Been Beached

2. “Schwartzman, quit farting around and lift her.”

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