Like our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series, our 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet series is always popular. Because it is our first installment of this series in the new year, I decided to lengthen the list by featuring an additional 10 images of morbidly obese people that you’ll wish you never saw (you can thank me for not including: this picture).
Do not think of this gallery as a low-brow form of entertainment that picks on an easy (and quite large) target, but rather as inspiration for lifestyle improvement (eh, who am I kidding…).
Remember kids, no matter what Kirstie Alley says, mayonnaise is not a salad dressing.
20. You Are The Whole Rockband
19. ‘G’ Is For Ghetto Booty, Not Gucci
18. The ‘Robot’ < The ‘Globot’
17. So Many Levels Of Wrong
16. Morbidly Obeast
15. You Must Be Carted
14. Your Car Has A Joystick
13. You’re Slow, Even At Looking At The Camera
12. Seagull Target
11. Halloween Costumes Always Involve Moo-Moos
10. You’re Hurting That Rock
9. There’s No ‘Fatass’ In ‘Badass’
8. Nothing Says “I’m Lonely” Like Cowboy Boots
7. You Are A Goomba
6. More Lumpy Than Square…
4. Smuggling Mexican Kids In There, Are We Now?
3. You Have Been Beached
2. “Schwartzman, quit farting around and lift her.”
1. The Ginger Gene Just Wasn’t Bad Enough
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