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10 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet

Back in January I compiled an insanely successful image list of the top 12 signs people should begin dieting. Over the next few months I realized that those 12 instances were not the 12 best examples. While they were 12 great examples, I’ve found a few more stunning moments in morbid obesity.

Are they funny? I guess that depends on who’s looking at them.

Are they absolutely disgusting? Why, of course.

10. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever

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9. You are judged even though you’re the judge

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8. Your arm and back together looks like an ass

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7. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough

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6. You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja

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5. Om nom nom nom nom

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4. You have a gunt

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3. You just don’t fit in…

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2. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal

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1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…

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  • Sean

    LOL@ last one.

  • Sean

    LOL@ last one.

  • Jade

    FIRST!

    …sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….

    • Mike

      Calling FIRST! … only works if you're the FIRST person to post….
      FAIL

  • Jade

    FIRST!

    …sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….

  • Jade

    FIRST!

    …sorry, I've just always wanted to do that….

    • Mike

      Calling FIRST! … only works if you're the FIRST person to post….
      FAIL

  • Firespell

    #2 is worse than my science teacher TT.TT *Scarred for life*

    • matty

      Lol, i have a suspicion it's two peeps together

  • Firespell

    #2 is worse than my science teacher TT.TT *Scarred for life*

    • matty

      Lol, i have a suspicion it's two peeps together

  • The last picture is GOLD!

  • The last picture is GOLD!

  • The last picture is GOLD!

  • "Om nom nom nom nom" – I love it :)

  • "Om nom nom nom nom" – I love it :)

  • Those women are hawt.

  • Those women are hawt.

  • The last one made me lol. That looks creepy

  • The last one made me lol. That looks creepy

  • 808state

    #1 totally shopped! gotta wunda about some of these

  • 808state

    #1 totally shopped! gotta wunda about some of these

  • OMG! the guy in the zebra suit looks like he has GIANT testicles!!!

  • OMG! the guy in the zebra suit looks like he has GIANT testicles!!!

  • T_N

    The lady on the Rascal scooter is a judge in Las Vegas who was being investigated for falling asleep during trials. Two weeks later, her husband hit her in the head with a frying pan, and stopped the investigation completely. Classic.

  • T_N

    The lady on the Rascal scooter is a judge in Las Vegas who was being investigated for falling asleep during trials. Two weeks later, her husband hit her in the head with a frying pan, and stopped the investigation completely. Classic.

  • snatch

    I hate to say it; I can't stop staring at that amazing ass on #6.

  • snatch

    I hate to say it; I can't stop staring at that amazing ass on #6.

  • Marebear

    this are horrible but at the same time true and funny as hell. Great job. :D XD

  • Marebear

    this are horrible but at the same time true and funny as hell. Great job. :D XD

  • Pedro Sousa

    LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD

  • Pedro Sousa

    LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD

  • Pedro Sousa

    LOL, here we have the population of america represented xD

  • shipwreckDONNA

    dude i totally know what you mean!!! i was staring for too long as well. whats wrong with us :(

  • shipwreckDONNA

    dude i totally know what you mean!!! i was staring for too long as well. whats wrong with us :(

  • mange

    oh shit! glad I'm not the only one… Aint nothing wrong with the weight on that!

  • mange

    oh shit! glad I'm not the only one… Aint nothing wrong with the weight on that!

  • Anonmyoudious

    It's sad because, like, #7 and #6 look like they could be really hot if they hadn't let themselves go.

  • Anonmyoudious

    It's sad because, like, #7 and #6 look like they could be really hot if they hadn't let themselves go.

  • ANOMINEE

    hahah the last one was soo funny!!

  • ANOMINEE

    hahah the last one was soo funny!!

  • Nonny

    oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,

  • Nonny

    oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,

  • Nonny

    oh good lord not all Americans are fat and way to go with this wonderful piece of stereotyping asshole,

  • Sarah

    10 reasons people need to stop being so preoccupied with the weight of people in the world around us.
    only people judging those people are a bunch of closed minded retard who can't look past peoples general apperances, and tend to find humor in it.

    time to realize once your out of highschool, you say shit like that in public to people who arint your closed minded jerk friend and you get the shit beat out of you.

    I'm waiting for the flames or the posts replying that "your just saying that because your fat"

    but then again.. o.O those would be the same closed minded retards defence.

    lots of love.

    • Jeff

      Shut up fatty.

      And learn how to spell aren't.

    • Jeff

      Shut up fatty.

      And learn how to spell aren't.

    • ali mac

      Sarah sure you are lovely.

      no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.

      not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.

      Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.

      and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.

      it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.

      oh it is.

    • ali mac

      Sarah sure you are lovely.

      no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.

      not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.

      Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.

      and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.

      it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.

      oh it is.

    • imadick

      Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
      WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!

      Are you Sarah Welsh?

    • imadick

      Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
      WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!

      Are you Sarah Welsh?

  • Sarah

    10 reasons people need to stop being so preoccupied with the weight of people in the world around us.
    only people judging those people are a bunch of closed minded retard who can't look past peoples general apperances, and tend to find humor in it.

    time to realize once your out of highschool, you say shit like that in public to people who arint your closed minded jerk friend and you get the shit beat out of you.

    I'm waiting for the flames or the posts replying that "your just saying that because your fat"

    but then again.. o.O those would be the same closed minded retards defence.

    lots of love.

    • Jeff

      Shut up fatty.

      And learn how to spell aren't.

    • ali mac

      Sarah sure you are lovely.

      no flame no threats of casual violence that you suggest.

      not preoccupied, but when diabetes and heart disease is becoming the number one killer of americans and that life expectancy is reduced and is a major contributor to increased and disproportionate medical costs because of their selfish actions then yes it is time to take the piss and not go 'do you know what its ok to be walking health time bomb because they've got a nice personality.

      Sure a lot of these folks are real nice. but they are still grotesquely obese and are going to die a painful and unnecessary death unless they get their act together.

      and the dude in the zebra suit really. does no one say you no what there chief maybe one (some) less cheeseburger this time.

      it it wasn't so funny it would be tragic.

      oh it is.

    • imadick

      Lol. Every Sarah i know is fat.
      WARNING TO ALL FUTURE PARENTS DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH! A SKINNY SARAH IS LIKE A MOTOCROSS RACER NAMED JEEVES!

      Are you Sarah Welsh?

  • Anonymous

    Last one is indeed hilarious but the funniest of all is the 6th one because I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING SEXY IN THAT PICTURE! These people defiantly need to do that famous and miraculous Seattle HCG diet… because this is what they need: a miracle.

  • Anonymous

    Last one is indeed hilarious but the funniest of all is the 6th one because I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING SEXY IN THAT PICTURE! These people defiantly need to do that famous and miraculous Seattle HCG diet… because this is what they need: a miracle.

  • Wow they do not have good healt :(

  • nocturnesthesia

    7 has grease/drool stains happening on her shirt. Nasty.

  • hell

    this is horrible you all need to find a new hobby

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  • sofakinglame

    I’m an overweight young woman and I do metabolize my food a bit slower than most and while that is part of why I am fat it isn’t the only reason. I eat crappy food and I really don’t work out that much ( I am currently  changing my ways because I want to be healthy and duh, I want to look good). This is my point of view. If you work out and eat healthy but you’re still a bigger person then it might be something wrong with your thyroid or a part of your genetics or you may even. But if you’re fat just because you’re lazy and eating like crap then that’s on you. I can’t say that it’s mean to laugh because well, I kinda did but poking fun doesn’t really help much either.

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