10 More Signs You Drank Too Much

Drank Too Much

It has been a while since we last updated one of our most popular features: 10 Unavoidable Signs You Drank Too Much. But today, loyal readers, is your lucky day.

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10. “I’m Ready For You Sanjeh”

9. You Love Thy Neighbor

8. You Left A Shot On The Table

7. You Just… The Whole Four Loco

6. You Play Blackface Every Thanksgiving

5. Just Taking A 20-Minute Cat Nap On Your Lunch Break

4. You’ll Be Hairless Tomorrow

3. Just Getting Some Sun

2. You Are Vegetarian

1. It’s Not Gay If The Mattress Is Between You

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